That's the way to do it!




Baby's got the colic

Crocodile stole the lunch


Judy's on the warpath

And so is Mr Punch
 Beadle, Hangman, Clown, Old Nick...

They'll get a whacking with his stick

 And should the Social Services call...




Punch is the boy to do them all!







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