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IT'S PANTO TIME!

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At Baron Hardup’s, the Ugly Sisters, Impetiga and Scrofulina, are getting ready for Prince Charming’s Ball. Impetiga: That red top looks nice, goes with your eyes. Scrofulina: The prince will go weak at the sight of my dainty knees. Imp: It’s my blond curls that’ll turn his head. Scrof: 365° in disbelief! Imp: I can feel it in my bones. I’ll be a princess by morning. Scrof: More like a right mess knowing how you hit the bottle! It’s the morning after the ball and, at Baron Hardup’s, the Ugly Sisters are squabbling over Cinderella’s slipper. Impetiga: I’ll go first – I have such pretty little feet! Scrofulina: You’ll never get that on you big twit! Imp: I’ll take me sock off! Scrof: You’d need to chop your toes off more like! Imp: Oh me bunion! I’ll try the other foot! Scrof: But it’s a right shoe!