The Grappling Game





Fight fans! Are you ready for the grappling match of the millennium?!

It's the undefeated champion, the masked menace, El Bruto!

'I will continue to whip everyone's asses until someone has the guts, skill
or a MACHINE GUN to stop me!' 

Meet the challenger – LA LUPA!


She's fast, she's lean, she's a grappling machine!


Let battle commence!

La Lupa surprises El Bruto with a drop kick!

El Bruto's knocked sideways!

She knocks El Bruto off his feet with a forearm smash!

El Bruto's down!


She's giving El Bruto's foot a fearsome twisting! 

 La Lupa has found El Bruto's one weak spot – his inability to take pain.


She flips him over onto his big belly.


El Bruto's in big trouble!


 'Not the mask! Not the mask!'

 Is it all over for El Bruto?


 Yes!


The new champion La Lupa!

She's five foot two, she knows kung-fu, 
she'll beat the crap right out of you!


'I fear no man! I feel no pain! What time is it?
LA LUPA TIME!'

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