The Jamboree Bag

Baby's got the colic Crocodile stole the lunch Judy's on the warpath And so is Mr Punch   Beadle, Hangman, Clown, Old Nick... They'll get a whacking with his stick And should the Social Services call... Punch is the boy to do them all! The soundtrack to the slideshow at the top is from a film about Brighton's Professor Glyn Edwards, Brighton's Punch and Judy man 

Fight fans! Are you ready for the grappling match of the millennium?! It's the undefeated champion, the masked menace, El Bruto! 'I will continue to whip everyone's asses until someone has the guts, skill or a MACHINE GUN to stop me!'  Meet the challenger – LA LUPA! She's fast, she's lean, she's a grappling machine! Let battle commence! La Lupa surprises El Bruto with a drop kick! El Bruto's knocked sideways! She knocks El Bruto off his feet with a forearm smash! El Bruto's down! She's giving El Bruto's foot a fearsome twisting!    La Lupa has found El Bruto's one weak spot – his inability to take pain. She flips him over onto his big belly. El Bruto's in big trouble!  'Not the mask! Not the mask!'   Is it all over for El Bruto?  Yes! The new champion La Lupa! She's five foot tw...

Sussex Superstitions If your cat sneezes once indoors, get it outside quick! Three indoor sneezes from a cat will bring the whole family down with colds. After eating an egg, break a hole in the bottom of the shell to stop witches putting to sea in it. A magpie seen on your left brings bad luck, unless you take off your hat and bow to it. These are just three of 195 ‘startling superstitions’ collected by Charlotte Latham, wife of the Vicar of Fittleworth, in 'Some West Sussex Superstitions Lingering in 1868'. Mrs Latham tried to find out the reasons for people’s beliefs. When she asked why people took their hats off to magpies, ‘they always answered that it was a bad bird, and knew more than it should do, and was always looking about and prying into other people's affairs.’ My favourite answer to such a ‘why’ question is a note in Dylan Thomas’s Collected Poems : ‘I read somewhere of a shepherd who, when asked why he made, from within fairy rings, ritual obs...